“The Malloys” Photo Caption Contest

by The Editors on March 30, 2009

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Although we enjoy the creative output from the group of surfing brothers known simply as “The Malloys” we still can’t help but write silly captions in our heads whenever we see posed, wistful group photos like this one on the Nixon site promoting their work in a new documentary film on surfing in Ireland titled Waveriders. But we don’t want to play this game alone.

We’ll kick it off with ours:

Three tools escape from their shed.

Post your captions in the comments and the person with the best caption will win something.

Bitter Mr. Sunshine March 30, 2009 at 10:08 am

Dan: “Think I’ll take the seven foot Alaia out.”
Chris [whispering]: “Take the six.”

Jon March 30, 2009 at 10:17 am

Chris: “Look’it that. another broked down car full of young boys”
Dan: “Git me muh banjo”

the n00b March 30, 2009 at 11:20 am

“Guys, are you sure this will get us on Pitchfork?”
“Umm, duh. Can’t you see the all the beards and flannel? Alt-folk is the new emo.”

mike March 30, 2009 at 11:24 am

y’all want to play a game? i likes to call it, ‘Deliverance’.

Donovan March 30, 2009 at 11:46 am

Dammit Dan! No wonder thing’s been slow, you forgot to put up the “Free Mustache Rides” sign again.

JonMC March 30, 2009 at 11:49 am

“Flannel” a new scent by Patagucci. Bring out the man in you with our biodiesel, sawdust, and manure scented organic granola based perfume (man-fume).

6ft perfect lefts March 30, 2009 at 3:51 pm

well i think it’s time for some roadkill soup! yeeeehaw brother!

Matty B March 30, 2009 at 6:39 pm

Ah, come on you two, don’t do this to me again. How many times I gotta tell you I can’t grow a beard!

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