Skate and Annoy had a much better title in their coverage of this horrific new roller board that reminded us of our youth spent listening to the Surf Punks, but we’re just going to call this new invention a “fruit board” because it’s an amalgamation of a fruit boot and a skate board. It’s inventors apparently call it an “on shore board.”
Sad, retarded, and destined for failure.
[Link: Skate and Annoy]