Kelly Slater’s Central Valley Cesspool

by The Editors on December 22, 2015

We know this is late, but now that the backwash has settled and all the details have been leaked on Kelly Slater’s epically perfect Lemoore, California wave pool (thanks, Swellnet and Reddit) the big question becomes: would you surf in Kelly’s foamy, brown water?

We’d definitely stop each time we made a run up I-5 and get thrown over the falls a couple times even if it was in a pond filled with industrial farming run off because the wave is just that beautiful. 

Grant Newby December 23, 2015 at 12:16 pm

If you build it they will come…
You get what you pay for…
If you don’t like it don’t go in the water…
Stop bitching and go surfing and have some fun.

m_estes December 30, 2015 at 7:00 pm

Funny, there’s a guy who claims to have used google maps satellite to find this and ride it. This gives a whole new meaning to brown pow.

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