Beginning next year the Association of Surfing Professionals will test competitive surfers for drugs, according to a story in The Australian.
The Association of Surfing Professionals will introduce drug testing at contests from next year, according to board member Randy Rarick. . . “It’s been a long time coming,” he told The Australian yesterday.
Hopefully, this means all remaining ASP officials, employees and judges will be tested as well, right? It would only be fair.
[Link: The Australian]
They will probably find out roid rage is rampant in those dork-ass surfers who pretend to be chill but are just a bunch of kooks lookin to be more local than you. Fuck surfing.
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