A Method To Johan’s Assness?

by The Editors on September 19, 2008

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After all these years of thinking that Seattle-based C3 Sales Manager Johan Malkoski was simply a crass, belligerent, caustic, ass-monkey we finally learn there is a method to Johan’s world famous assness. It’s all part of a plan, according to an interview on The World of Snowboarding Through Fembot Eyes.

I have a knack for making rough first impressions, most likely it’s the Masshole in me. Or maybe it’s because I like to start at the bottom and work my way up because if you start at the top there’s no where to go but down. I don’t know, I’m working on the problem though.

That is the best news we’ve heard all day. Read the rest of the interview for more insight into the salesman behind the brands Capita, Coal, Union, and Defcon. And wish him luck as he works through his problems. It will be better for all of us if he can. And we mean that in the nicest, most caring way possible.

[Link: TWSTFE]

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Rick September 19, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Thanks for the kind words. Faggots.

wood September 20, 2008 at 9:11 am

Anyone that actually knows Johan, is that behind all the shit he sprays, is a smart, loyal, good person, good father, nice person. Boardistan obviously does not know him and is reading a book, by its cover.

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