This is getting really old, it’s starting to feel like logging pitbull bites in the Barrio. But Alexander Zgura, 26, of New Smyrna Beach, Florida was bitten (twice) by a shark as he sat “dangling his toes in the murky ocean.”
Zgura reportedly suffered two bites, with numerous lacerations, between his knee and ankle, but declined being transported to the nearest medical center, saying he would go by private vehicle.
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Dood is real hard. Didn’t want nothing to do with no ambulance. How many bites does it take to get some kook outta the water? now we know…
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