[April Fools Day Story 2009] Looks like Sole Technology’s Mr. Party All The Time Don Brown is throwing in his big red Skatepark of Tampa drinking cup, according to a press release sent out today.
“I just know it is time for me to jump from this DRINKING SHIP sinking ship. I’ll always remember partying myself into the slammer in Tampa with the SPoT hooligans! I just know that they have bigger bankruptcy issues to focus on right now than bailing me out of jail, so I’m quitting their Party Team for now,” said Don Brown, former SPoT Party Team Member. “Without the SPoT Party Team to regularly bail me out of jail I might find myself locked up with no alternative, so I will be seeking sponsorship from Liberty Bail Bonds. Does anybody know their team manager?”
Never thought we live to see this day. . . follow the jump for all the info.
DON BROWN QUITS SPoT PARTY TEAM!
LAKE FOREST, CA. (April 1, 2009) – Don Brown’s liver is glad to announce that he quits the Party Team for now bankrupt Skatepark of Tampa. Don drank hard and long with the SPoT crew, but all good things must come to an end.
“I just know it is time for me to jump from this DRINKING SHIP sinking ship. I’ll always remember partying myself into the slammer in Tampa with the SPoT hooligans! I just know that they have bigger bankruptcy issues to focus on right now than bailing me out of jail, so I’m quitting their Party Team for now,” said Don Brown, former SPoT Party Team Member. “Without the SPoT Party Team to regularly bail me out of jail I might find myself locked up with no alternative, so I will be seeking sponsorship from Liberty Bail Bonds. Does anybody know their team manager?”
Don is sorry for personally running up SPoT’s debt at Mons Venus, so in order to leave the team on good terms Don is paying for Stussy’s money owed to SPoT.
For additional information on the Skatepark of Tampa’s bankruptcy check this out: http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/default.aspx
