Nieratko Tours The Berrics

by The Editors on February 19, 2009

As Skate Berra 275It would be easy to say that the Berrics is just Eric Koston and Steve Berra’s private TF. But with the website (which may be the most popular skate site on the web) and the people who roll through, the Berrics has become a holy place to skateboarders around the world.

Who better to send in to check it out than porno reviewer and master of “writing about whatever I want no matter what the assignment was” Chris Nieratko. That’s what ESPN Actions Sports did. It goes a little something like this:

The Berrics is the marriage of two names and two pro skaters Eric Koston and Steve Berra, thus The Berrics. They are both fantastic skaters in talent and in personality but as much as they are equal partners on paper and in bank debt it is Steve Berra that greets you at the door with velvet suit and top hat, swinging his cane and scaring the Sugar-Honey-Iced-Tea out of you with talk of Wangdoodles and Snozwangers. He is friends with aliens. He flies around in a spaceship. He lined the ceiling of the building in space-age polymers so that no infrared helicopter camera can locate the warehouse’s whereabouts. Oh and the warehouse moves like the island on Lost.

You getting the picture? Follow the link for the rest.

[Link: ESPN.com/ActionSports]

Bla February 19, 2009 at 11:45 pm

No, maybe 2nd place. tws (skateboading.com) is no.1.

james February 23, 2009 at 11:23 am

BERRICS!!!!!!

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