Chas Smith vs. Thinking Surfers

by The Editors on April 8, 2011

TheenertiaWriter Chas Smith apparently nosed around on theinertia.com a.k.a. “The Planet’s Largest Network of Thinking Surfers” and has a few thoughts on surfers who like to think they are thinking, according to story on Stab Mag.

Thinking surfers have shitty haircuts and wear lousy clothes. Thinking surfers are dogmatic about pointless contrivance. Thinking surfers can and do write endlessly about minutia. Thinking surfers are zealots. Thinking surfers are Leninists. Thinking surfers are out of touch. Thinking surfers are old both mentally and physically. . . Thinking surfers are the exact sorts of people that flourish underneath the fluorescent lighting and prepared bedside meal deliveries and incontinence and visiting hours of nursing homes. They are the exact sorts of people that flourish when nobody, except for people exactly like them, is listening. How fun! How the best kind!

We think Charlie doesn’t think much of the thinkers. Thoughts?

[Link: Stab Mag]

REAL DEAL April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

When did shitty haircuts and lousy clothes give any creditability to one’s mind?

I guess the first sentence should have been a sign to stop reading the rest of the statement.

Judge and you will be Judged my friend. Thinking Anyone is a good thing since most people in America are allowing some dysfunctional government to do the thinking for us.

Get up stand up….

NigHeist April 8, 2011 at 5:58 pm

That made no sense whatsoever…

The Inertia thing is alright. Not my thing, but whatever. Chas Smith is mildly amusing.

What I really like though is looking at Monyca Byrne-Wickey’s impossibly perfect ass.

http://vimeo.com/22103745

fap fap fap fap

markfitzy April 9, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Unfortunately, Chazzy is wildly entertaining. But, much like Lewis Samuels, he is bi-polar. So, with every amazingly enlightening piece of literature he pens (think print surf mags), then comes the fall… You can bet your last impossibly perfect “bottom” dollar…

In reference to “Kook” on theinertia.com, I would like to admit here (on my confessed, favorite -of -all -time, blogosphereical) that while driving down PCH today, I realized I have never had any game.

Chazzy, Thank you for allowing me to have this epiphany… keep on keeping on…

FrReal April 12, 2011 at 10:17 am

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