anon Helps People Too Stupid To Pick Lenses

by The Editors on November 8, 2010

App.MainmenuEver been in the snowed in parking lot of your favorite resort and not known which goggle lens is right for you? No? Us neither. But for those sad, ignorant masses who have so many lenses that they’re never really sure which to use, anon has the perfect app. It’s the Lens Visualizer.”

The standout feature of the new anon App is the industry’s first-ever live-view ‘Lens Visualizer’ tool that lets riders virtually test which anon lens is best at any given location in a matter of seconds. . . Here’s how anon’s exclusive virtual tool works: Once a rider selects the anon Lens Visualizer, their iPhone will use the camera lens as a view finder to capture their actual surroundings. Then, riders can point the phone at whatever they want (say the base lodge or the mountain) and see how it would look under six different anon lens tints. The tool allows riders to swipe from the darkest to lightest lens tint so they can see which color lens they prefer for the day’s conditions.

Tool, being the keyword here. If only they had a visualizer that could show us which pair of stinking, rotted socks had the fewest days on ’em. That would be something truly useful.

[Link: anon Lens Visualizer]

Anna Lytiks November 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm

“anon Helps People To Stupid To Choose Lenses”

Oh sweet irony…

change... November 9, 2010 at 7:44 am

^^ look it’s a lone supporter of this retarded app. The best part is anon paid to have this app made. They focused their limited budget and limited staff to put out something that it totally useless.

Burton reminds me the the US Government. I hope they only paid 1000.00 for this App development from some 19 year old San Jose kid who they met on the old BMB.

On a side note, i still can’t figure out why any company would bother with any app. unless its a game or a useful tool (doesn’t exist)… they are downloaded, used 1 time then buried in a sea of other pointless apps. Even more comical is when a brand tries to create a “useful tool” app. The end result is a piss poor ad and an even worse app.

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