Snowboarding

Oily Green Teaser From SnoCon

by The Editors on April 7, 2009

We have friends at SnoCon, but they just never write to tell about stuff like As Green As It Gets.

[Link: SnoCon via Yobeat]

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USASA Super Nationals At Copper

by The Editors on April 3, 2009

Nationals Logo Rwb.JpgThe United States of America Snowboard Association invades Copper Mountain Colorado this weekend with its normal gargantuan size, according to a story in the Summit Daily News.

The numbers speak for themselves: six days, 36 events and 1,544 competitors. So, saying that the 2009 United States of America Snowboard Association Nationals isn’t just any other snowboarding and freeskiing competition would be a bit of an understatement. . . .“This event is a different type of animal — it’s just massive,” USASA executive director Jason Toutolmin said. . . . Beginning with practice sessions on Saturday and official competition on Sunday, the 20th annual national competition kicks off on Copper Mountain, featuring some of the future stars of the sport.

Nice to see that the USASA Organization is alive and thriving. The only thing that trips us out is that they include ski events in the contest. How weird is that?

[Link: Summit Daily News]

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Heavy Duty: Aaron Draplin’s A Beauty

by The Editors on April 2, 2009

Aac20090316Pg62-Draplin By Mark Welsh New 2.JpgDesigner Aaron Draplin was just written up in Creativity Magazine for the design work for President Obama’s American Recovery project. The story even included a Mark Welsh photo of the man himself.

Draplin, a Minneapolis College of Art and Design grad has worked as art director of Snowboarder magazine, as a senior designer at Portland’s Cinco and on his own at Draplin Design Co. since 2004. He still has ties to the slopes as graphic designer for Snowboard magazine (not to be confused with Snowboarder), and designs boards for Ride, Gnu and Lib Tech. He also does identity and collateral work for Grenade Gloves, Union Binding Co. and Coal Headwear.

Yes, he does. And everyone loves his work. Don’t they?

[Link: Creativity Online]

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Jews On Board For World Record

by The Editors on April 2, 2009

[Link: Local News 8]

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Performers Iced By Esurance Icer Air

by The Editors on April 2, 2009

Icer Hump 630The Esurance Icer Air always had the trappings of an over-hyped circus side show. The faux contest began as a fun event on the snow-covered streets of San Francisco and in the hands of marketing experts quickly escalated into an example of everything that is wrong with snowboarding as grand spectacle.

Now according to a story on ESPN.com/Action it looks like the circus left town without paying the dancing bears.

Icer Air is, for all intents and purposes, out of business. As yet another major contest bites the dust, Icer Air has managed to rile up a controversy in its wake that has the 28 invite-only athletes fired up. . . The athletes will not be paid the $2,000 agreed upon fee for competing in the October 2008 event. ($5,000 each for winners of Best Trick in skiing and snowboarding.) . . . To add to the frustration, last week riders saw a $271.51 charge appear on the credit cards they put down for incidentals at the W Hotel, which Icer Air had provided according to the rider contracts. . . “First we were told that no one was going to get paid from the event. Now the riders who put their cards down for the security deposit are being charged for their hotel rooms, which were supposed to be covered. What else is the Icer Air going to take away from us?” commented athlete Tim Humphreys.

We wish we could say we were surprised, but here is what we said about the event last September.

[Link: ESPN.com/Action]

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686 Releases The Multiple Wind Breaker

by The Editors on April 1, 2009

Breakingwinda[April Fools Day Story 2009] With the warm shred weather finally hitting, 686 is happy to announce the release of their newest light weight jacket: the Multiple Wind Breaker.

Available in Kelly Green and Black, this lightweight, all-over printed shell jacket keeps you just the right temperature while tearing up the spring snow, yet is long enough to trap flatulence for extended personal enjoyment.

“There is nothing like smoldering on the lift and basking in the warmth of your own ass breeze,” said 686 social stench marketer Hoo Cheit. “In the winter wearing heavy gear it’s easy to trap odors, but in the spring it’s much more difficult. That’s why we added 8 inches to the waist of the jacket. But the best part is our patented third ‘multiple’ sleeve.”

The third sleeve? Yes, 686 has added an exhaust sleeve that runs up the back of the jacket from the seat and over the shoulder for riders who are more interested in mainlining their crack steam. Cheit says the sleeve can be placed over the nose and mouth for full force anal emission ingestion.

The Multiple Wind Breaker features reverse 1,000MM waterproofing/1,000 GM breathability rating to make sure the farts won’t get out until you let them.

[Link: 686]

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Shaun White Tossing In The Rings

by The Editors on April 1, 2009

White Heat[April Fools Day Story 2009] At a press conference today Shaun White announced that he is going to ditch his runs at the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver so he can focus on his acting, according to a story on Methodmag.com.

White has apparently signed a “multi-million dollar deal with Fox Searchlight Pictures to star alongside Miley Cyrus in a feature film about a snowboarder who “foils a terrorist plot to set off a dirty bomb during the Winter Olympics.”

White seemed enthusiastic not only about his new career, but also about filming alongside Miley Cyrus, who has been cast as his love interest in the upcoming blockbuster, whose working title is “White Heat”. “I can’t wait till principal photography starts, I will miss competing but I’ve been doing contests for as long as I can remember and the time is right to start a new phase of my life and career”, explained the young superstar. White’s main sponsor, Burton Snowboards, decided to continue to support him despite the “Flying Tomato’s” (as he is commonly referred to) decision to forego competitive snowboarding.

According to Methodmag, White Heat will be in theaters in early 2010 “just in time for the Winter Olympics.”

[Link: Method Mag]

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The 08/09 TTR Women’s Chart

by The Editors on March 31, 2009

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This chart was obviously designed to show how Kelly Clark won the 08/09 TTR World Snowboard Tour, but honestly, after looking at it we’re even more confused. Guess no points in the last two events really messed it up for Jamie Anderson’s sweep.

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Rossignol Cuts 450 Workers

by The Editors on March 30, 2009

Rossig 01After losing nearly $77 million and being sold off last year by Quiksilver, Rossignol is doing some cost cutting of its own according to a story on France24.com.

The group. . . is to cut about 450 jobs in total. . . . Company chairman Bruno Cercley said in a statement that the layoffs were “unavoidable,” adding that the group was “determined to get back into balance in the next two years.”

That adds up to about 30 percent of their workforce.

[Link: France24 via SGB]

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T.Rice Comes A Little Too Close

by The Editors on March 30, 2009

This is a perfect example of why we don’t get all that excited about riding in Alaska.

[Link:
The Mountain and Wave]

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