{"id":63713,"date":"2021-05-06T10:42:29","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T17:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=63713"},"modified":"2021-05-06T10:44:45","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T17:44:45","slug":"look-whos-on-the-ultimate-surfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=63713","title":{"rendered":"Look Who’s On The Ultimate Surfer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A certain privately owned entertainment company specializing in event and online streamed content production (mostly surfing sport) announced today the cast of beautiful surfers who will “battle it out at [the] state-of-the-art Surf Ranch in Lemoore, California” as part of the new ABC reality competition show called The Ultimate Surfer<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n

The cast is described as the “world\u2019s greatest up-and-coming surfers” however one look at the list suggests producers may be wading knee deep into hyperbole bay. The crew includes: Anastasia Ashley<\/strong> \u2013 34, Miami Beach, Florida, Kai Barger<\/strong> \u2013 31, Haiku, Hawaii, Mason Barnes<\/strong> \u2013 27, Venice, California, Tia Blanco<\/strong> \u2013 24, Oceanside, California, Austin Clouse<\/strong> \u2013 27, Jacksonville Beach, Florida, Brianna Cope<\/strong> \u2013 26, Koloa, Hawaii, Luke Davis<\/strong> \u2013 28, Los Angeles, California, Kayla Durden<\/strong> \u2013 28, Jacksonville Beach, Florida, Juli Hernandez<\/strong> – 23, Costa Mesa, California, Zeke Lau<\/strong> – 27, Honolulu, Hawaii, Alejandro Moreda<\/strong> \u2013 35, San Juan, Puerto Rico, Koa Smith<\/strong> \u2013 26, Sunset Beach, Hawaii, Malia Ward<\/strong> \u2013 23, San Clemente, California, Bruna Zaun<\/strong> \u2013 31, Redondo Beach, California.<\/p>\n

Are they Insta hot? Yes. Do they surf well? Sure. Will they be entertaining to watch? Maybe. Will the show end up some awkward mix of the worst reality TV tropes and surf cliche? Chances seem pretty good. But yeah, we’ll probably watch it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A certain privately owned entertainment company specializing in event and online streamed content production (mostly surfing sport) announced today the cast of beautiful surfers who will “battle it out at [the] state-of-the-art Surf Ranch in Lemoore, California” as part of the new ABC reality competition show called The Ultimate Surfer. The cast is described as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63713"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63713"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63718,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63713\/revisions\/63718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}