{"id":53761,"date":"2019-03-06T15:12:59","date_gmt":"2019-03-06T22:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=53761"},"modified":"2019-03-07T20:46:31","modified_gmt":"2019-03-08T03:46:31","slug":"how-to-do-something-you-never-should-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=53761","title":{"rendered":"How To Do Something You Should Never Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wjfh9F9eT34\" width=\"450\" height=\"265\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen>&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;span data-mce-type=&#8221;bookmark&#8221; style=&#8221;display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;&#8221; class=&#8221;mce_SELRES_start&#8221;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;\/span&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>There is nothing in this &#8220;how-to&#8221; video that anyone should ever do. Like<em> ever<\/em>. That hasn&#8217;t stopped&nbsp;<strong>Xavier De La Rue<\/strong> from pretending that with the proper step-by-step instructions you too can safely bomb icy death chutes in the French Alps just like he does. Seriously, don&#8217;t do any of this. But watch it, because it&#8217;s always good to see Xavier straight-lining vertical hockey rinks without dying. Isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;span data-mce-type=&#8221;bookmark&#8221; style=&#8221;display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;&#8221; class=&#8221;mce_SELRES_start&#8221;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;\/span&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt; There is nothing in this &#8220;how-to&#8221; video that anyone should ever do. Like ever. That hasn&#8217;t stopped&nbsp;Xavier De La Rue from pretending that with the proper step-by-step instructions you too can safely bomb icy death chutes in the French Alps just like he does. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53761"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53769,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53761\/revisions\/53769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}