{"id":32362,"date":"2012-09-23T15:53:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T22:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=32362"},"modified":"2012-09-23T16:13:02","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T23:13:02","slug":"bam-and-his-naked-masturbating-stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=32362","title":{"rendered":"Bam And His Naked, Masturbating Stalker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kx7OjLObYrw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Last week <strong>Bam Margera<\/strong> was all over <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2012\/09\/14\/bam-margera-naked-girl-burglary-masturbating\/\" target=\"_blank\">TMZ<\/a><\/strong> and the rest of the celebrity interwebs <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2012\/09\/14\/bam-margera-naked-girl-burglary-masturbating\/\" target=\"_blank\">because a naked woman broke into his home and began seeking solo sexual satisfaction<\/a><\/strong> in his bedroom. He phoned in to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/article\/howard-stern-show-highlights-bam-margera-lisa-lampelli-weight-loss-agt-future\" target=\"_blank\">Howard Stern to tell the story<\/a><\/strong>, however, we didn&#8217;t mention it until <strong>Tony Hawk<\/strong> got the story straight from Big Bam&#8217;s mouth. Here it is: &#8220;the owl&#8217;s sent me from Jupiter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kx7OjLObYrw\" target=\"_blank\">The Ride Channel<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week Bam Margera was all over TMZ and the rest of the celebrity interwebs because a naked woman broke into his home and began seeking solo sexual satisfaction in his bedroom. He phoned in to Howard Stern to tell the story, however, we didn&#8217;t mention it until Tony Hawk got the story straight from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,5,3,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32362"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32362"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32365,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32362\/revisions\/32365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}