{"id":745,"date":"2008-04-24T09:15:29","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T17:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=745"},"modified":"2008-04-24T09:15:34","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T17:15:34","slug":"fingering-the-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"Fingering The Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Think about the harassment this kid will get for the rest of his life:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The fire brigade was called to Hemel Hempstead Hospital after a teenager got a <strong>skateboard<\/strong> bearing stuck on his finger last Sunday (April 20). .  . Staff in Hemel Hempstead Hospital&#8217;s A&#38;E department called fire crews after they could not remove a bearing from a skateboard wheel that a youth had got wedged on his middle finger on his left hand.<\/p>\n<p>Firemen tried using a hacksaw blade to remove it,ADVERTISEMENT but it wouldn&#8217;t budge. Unable to get it off, they turned to the Adeyfield car parts and accessory shop, Motorway Belts and Components LTD. Using the shop&#8217;s grinder they were able to free they teen&#8217;s finger.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kids, keep those fingers away from your bearings.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hemeltoday.co.uk\/news\/Fire-men-free-youth39s-finger.4012204.jp\" target=\"_blank\">Hemel Today<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think about the harassment this kid will get for the rest of his life: The fire brigade was called to Hemel Hempstead Hospital after a teenager got a skateboard bearing stuck on his finger last Sunday (April 20). . . Staff in Hemel Hempstead Hospital&#8217;s A&#38;E department called fire crews after they could not remove [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}