{"id":534,"date":"2008-02-29T19:35:08","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T03:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=534"},"modified":"2008-02-29T20:14:46","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T04:14:46","slug":"the-fruit-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"The Fruit Board"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/osb-tease.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/osb-tease.jpg','popup','width=475,height=435,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/osb-tease-tm.jpg\" height=\"183\" width=\"200\" border=\"1\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Osb-Tease\" \/><\/a><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/2008\/02\/29\/youve-got-to-be-effing-kidding\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skate and Annoy<\/a><\/strong> had a much better title in their coverage of this horrific new roller board that reminded us of our youth spent listening to the <strong>Surf Punks<\/strong>, but we&#8217;re just going to call this new invention a &#8220;fruit board&#8221; because it&#8217;s an amalgamation of a fruit boot and a skate board. It&#8217;s inventors apparently call it an &#8220;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onshoreboards.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">on shore board<\/a><\/strong>.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Sad, retarded, and destined for failure.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/2008\/02\/29\/youve-got-to-be-effing-kidding\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skate and Annoy<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skate and Annoy had a much better title in their coverage of this horrific new roller board that reminded us of our youth spent listening to the Surf Punks, but we&#8217;re just going to call this new invention a &#8220;fruit board&#8221; because it&#8217;s an amalgamation of a fruit boot and a skate board. It&#8217;s inventors [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}