{"id":49710,"date":"2016-03-16T12:15:12","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T19:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=49710"},"modified":"2016-03-17T16:55:05","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T23:55:05","slug":"new-zealands-getting-a-new-cock-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=49710","title":{"rendered":"New Zealand’s New Cock n’ Balls Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The design of a new addition to the skatepark in Rangiora, New Zealand apparently has some of the locals feeling like they’re getting the shaft, according to a story on One News Now<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

“To roll with the pun, it’s [been] a bit of a cock-up,” local skater Mark Pijnenburg told Fairfax media. . .It’s already been labelled “the dick bowl” by some locals, he said. . . Public submissions against the design have been made including one saying it “looks like a giant doodle”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Not sure what they’re pissed off about really. Certainly some\u00a0skaters will find the new bowl\u00a0fun to ride. Plus, it appears to have a lot\u00a0to grind. We just hope it’s not too hard for the kids.\u00a0Locals\u00a0need to nut up and remember that\u00a0sometimes a bowl is just a bowl.<\/p>\n

[Link: One New Now<\/a>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The design of a new addition to the skatepark in Rangiora, New Zealand apparently has some of the locals feeling like they’re getting the shaft, according to a story on One News Now. “To roll with the pun, it’s [been] a bit of a cock-up,” local skater Mark Pijnenburg told Fairfax media. . .It’s already […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49710"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49723,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49710\/revisions\/49723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}