{"id":49383,"date":"2015-12-22T21:30:34","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T04:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=49383"},"modified":"2015-12-22T14:44:46","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T21:44:46","slug":"kelly-slaters-central-valley-cesspool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=49383","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Slater&#8217;s Central Valley Cesspool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hVxPJ9heetc?rel=0\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>We know this is late, but now that the backwash&nbsp;has settled and all the details have been leaked on&nbsp;<strong>Kelly Slater&#8217;s<\/strong>&nbsp;epically perfect Lemoore, California wave pool (thanks,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.swellnet.com\/news\/swellnet-dispatch\/2015\/12\/19\/blowing-location-slaters-wave-pool\"><strong>Swellnet<\/strong><\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/surfing\/comments\/3xe46t\/is_this_kellys_wave_central_valley_ca\/\"><strong>Reddit<\/strong><\/a>) the big question becomes: would you surf in Kelly&#8217;s foamy, brown water?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d definitely stop each time we made a run up I-5 and get thrown over the falls a couple times&nbsp;even if it was in a pond filled with industrial farming run off because the wave is just that beautiful.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We know this is late, but now that the backwash&nbsp;has settled and all the details have been leaked on&nbsp;Kelly Slater&#8217;s&nbsp;epically perfect Lemoore, California wave pool (thanks,&nbsp;Swellnet and Reddit) the big question becomes: would you surf in Kelly&#8217;s foamy, brown water? We&#8217;d definitely stop each time we made a run up I-5 and get thrown over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,6,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49383"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49383"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49391,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49383\/revisions\/49391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}