{"id":48794,"date":"2015-06-09T14:03:33","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T21:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=48794"},"modified":"2015-06-09T14:05:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T21:05:48","slug":"attack-of-the-avalanche-sharks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=48794","title":{"rendered":"Attack Of The Avalanche Sharks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1rvSLOop59A?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Spring breaker shredders get a little more than they bargained for when prehistoric snow sharks attack. Here&#8217;s how <strong><em>Avalanche Sharks<\/em><\/strong> goes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cBikini Snow Day is the busiest day of the year at Mammoth Mountain, and the resort is packed with wild co-eds looking for a good time. When an unexpected avalanche rumbles down the mountain, it awakens ancient spirits in the form of massive sharks with a taste for human flesh. As the body count begins to pile up, the local sheriff must form an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of locals and tourists in order to kill off the terrifying creatures before it\u2019s too late.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh yeah. Chomp on this for certain.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link via <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bloody-disgusting.com\/videos\/3348608\/chomp-chilly-avalanche-sharks-trailer-exclusive\/\">Bloody Disgusting<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring breaker shredders get a little more than they bargained for when prehistoric snow sharks attack. Here&#8217;s how Avalanche Sharks goes: \u201cBikini Snow Day is the busiest day of the year at Mammoth Mountain, and the resort is packed with wild co-eds looking for a good time. When an unexpected avalanche rumbles down the mountain, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48794"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48794"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48797,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48794\/revisions\/48797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}