{"id":47483,"date":"2014-12-18T12:08:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T20:08:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=47483"},"modified":"2014-12-18T12:11:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T20:11:02","slug":"danny-kass-kyle-clancy-vs-the-trike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=47483","title":{"rendered":"Danny Kass &#038; Kyle Clancy vs The Trike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/kylescolumnmain-640x388.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/kylescolumnmain-640x388.jpg','popup','width=640,height=388,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/kylescolumnmain-640x388-tm.jpg\" height=\"260\" width=\"430\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Kylescolumnmain-640X388\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve laughed this hard reading a snowboarding story (and we&#8217;ve read thousands). If you&#8217;d like to brighten your day, then drop in on this <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2014\/12\/18\/kyles-fucking-column-take-the-money\/\">Kyle Clancy&#8217;s Column from YoBeat <\/a><\/strong>on that one summer in Mammoth when <strong>Danny Kass<\/strong> bought a chopper trike and tried to take Kyle out for a ride.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I step outside to see him sitting in the parking lot with an entire building complex and the rest of the neighborhood looking at him on a Trike. Not just any Trike, a Low Rider Trike with chopper handle Bars and a high-rise bench back seat. It\u2019s deafeningly loud. I  determine I need my skateboard and run inside, and by now the whole fucking street is watching. . . .Danny throws me a Cappix helmet \u2014 these fake plastic baseball looking hats used to fake out skate park cops \u2014 \u201cYou\u2019ll want this.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2014\/12\/18\/kyles-fucking-column-take-the-money\/\">Click the link<\/a><\/strong> to read the entire thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2014\/12\/18\/kyles-fucking-column-take-the-money\/\">YoBeat<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve laughed this hard reading a snowboarding story (and we&#8217;ve read thousands). If you&#8217;d like to brighten your day, then drop in on this Kyle Clancy&#8217;s Column from YoBeat on that one summer in Mammoth when Danny Kass bought a chopper trike and tried to take Kyle out for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47483"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47483"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47486,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47483\/revisions\/47486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}