{"id":38924,"date":"2012-12-17T09:19:16","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T17:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=38924"},"modified":"2012-12-17T09:36:29","modified_gmt":"2012-12-17T17:36:29","slug":"breckenridge-high-fructose-corn-syrup-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=38924","title":{"rendered":"Breckenridge High Fructose Corn Syrup Results"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Shaun_White_mens_SNB_pipe_final_Dew_Tour_ION_Championships_Breckenridge_01.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Shaun_White_mens_SNB_pipe_final_Dew_Tour_ION_Championships_Breckenridge_01.jpg','popup','width=640,height=370,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Shaun_White_mens_SNB_pipe_final_Dew_Tour_ION_Championships_Breckenridge_01-tm.jpg\" height=\"248\" width=\"430\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Shaun White Mens Snb Pipe Final Dew Tour Ion Championships Breckenridge 01\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This weekend (December 13-16, 2012) the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allisports.com\/dew-tour\/event\/breckenridge-2012\" target=\"_blank\">flame retardant, mouse dissolving, caffeinated, carbonated high fructose corn syrup winter <\/a><\/strong>event went down at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breckenridge.com\" target=\"_blank\">Breckenridge Resort<\/a><\/strong> in Colorado. We didn&#8217;t watch a lick of it, because we&#8217;re not interested in promoting the obeseification of America&#8217;s youth.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, <strong>Shaun White<\/strong> won the pipe and <strong>Mark McMorris<\/strong> took the slopestyle. On the women&#8217;s side <strong>Brita Sigourney<\/strong> took the pipe and the magnificent <strong>Jamie Anderson<\/strong> killed it in slopestyle. For complete results, please follow the jump. And congrats to all the snowboarders.<!--more--><strong>Halfpipe<br \/>\nMen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1\tShaun White\t95.25\t63.00\t95.25<br \/>\n2\tLouie Vito\t    90.00\t51.25\t90.00<br \/>\n3\tTaku Hiraoka\t81.50\t33.75\t81.50<br \/>\n4\tChristian Haller\t76.50\t77.00\t77.00<br \/>\n5\tAyumu Hirano\t72.75\t23.25\t72.75<br \/>\n6\tNathan Johnstone\t66.75\t17.75\t66.75<br \/>\n7\tMarkus Malin\t38.50\t64.50\t64.50<br \/>\n8\tBrett Esser\t16.25\t61.25\t61.25<br \/>\n9\tGreg Bretz\t22.50\t57.75\t57.75<br \/>\n10\tScott Lago\t10.50\t9.50\t10.50<\/p>\n<p><strong>Women<\/strong><br \/>\n1\tBrita Sigourney\t90.25\t65.75\t90.25<br \/>\n2\tMaddie Bowman\t87.25\t18.00\t87.25<br \/>\n3\tRoz Groenewoud\t80.50\t84.00\t84.00<br \/>\n4\tAyana Onozuka\t76.00\t78.00\t78.00<br \/>\n5\tAnais Caradeux\t71.75\t74.50\t74.50<br \/>\n6\tKeltie Hansen\t62.00\t14.25\t62.00<\/p>\n<p><strong>Slopestyle<br \/>\nMen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1\tMark Mcmorris\t90.00\t95.00\t95.00<br \/>\n2\tChas Guldemond\t87.00\t90.75\t90.75<br \/>\n3\tStaale Sandbech\t31.25\t85.75\t85.75<br \/>\n4\tSebastien Toutant\t84.25\t48.00\t84.25<br \/>\n5\tRoope Tonteri\t79.75\t33.50\t79.75<br \/>\n6\tPeetu Piiroinen\t65.00\t77.75\t77.75<br \/>\n7\tTorstein Horgmo\t75.00\t38.75\t75.00<br \/>\n8\tSven Thorgren\t70.25\t35.50\t70.25<br \/>\n9\tSage Kotsenburg\t50.00\t39.00\t50.00<br \/>\n10\tEric Willett\t13.75\t43.75\t43.75<br \/>\n11\tMaxence Parrot\t11.00\t30.25\t30.25<br \/>\n12\tUlrik Badertscher\t23.75\t16.00\t23.75<\/p>\n<p><strong>Women<\/strong><br \/>\n1\tJamie Anderson\t85.25\t96.00\t96.00<br \/>\n2\tSpencer O&#8217;Brien\t90.00\t40.00\t90.00<br \/>\n3\tEnni Rukaj\u00e4rvi\t82.00\t82.75\t82.75<br \/>\n4\tSarka Pancochova\t75.00\t26.50\t75.00<br \/>\n5\tSilvia Mittermueller\t26.50\t60.00\t60.00<br \/>\n6\tKjersti \u00d8stgaard Buaas\t36.75\t53.00\t53.00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend (December 13-16, 2012) the flame retardant, mouse dissolving, caffeinated, carbonated high fructose corn syrup winter event went down at Breckenridge Resort in Colorado. We didn&#8217;t watch a lick of it, because we&#8217;re not interested in promoting the obeseification of America&#8217;s youth. Apparently, Shaun White won the pipe and Mark McMorris took the slopestyle. 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