{"id":31970,"date":"2012-08-28T11:27:11","date_gmt":"2012-08-28T18:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=31970"},"modified":"2012-08-28T22:39:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T05:39:27","slug":"skullcandy-wants-you-horny-for-headphones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=31970","title":{"rendered":"Skullcandy Wants You Horny For Headphones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/skull_nudes.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/skull_nudes.jpg','popup','width=800,height=228,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/skull_nudes-tm.jpg\" height=\"122\" width=\"430\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Skull Nudes\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dudes, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skullcandy<\/a><\/strong> would like you to take all that passion you feel for <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">big boobs, flat stomachs and tight asses<\/span> <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/models\/kate-upton\" target=\"_blank\">Kate Upton<\/a><\/strong> and transfer it to their headphones. Yes, they want you horny, horny, horny for headphones. And to help get everyone there, they&#8217;re going to inundate us with nearly naked hot girls as part of their new <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/models?icid=189\" target=\"_blank\">Skullcandy supermodel crew<\/a><\/strong><strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/strong>Joining Kate Upton in the horny for headphones fest are <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/models\/chrissy-teigen\" target=\"_blank\">Chrissy Teigen<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/models\/jessica-stam\" target=\"_blank\">Jessica Stam<\/a><\/strong>, and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/models\/chanel-iman\" target=\"_blank\">Chanel Iman<\/a><\/strong>. And look, they&#8217;re posing with a surfboard, BMX bike, and skateboard. How action sporty cute is that? And the best part&#8211;someone in the Skullcandy marketing department probably thinks this whole tired effort is &#8220;killer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skullcandy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skullcandy<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dudes, Skullcandy would like you to take all that passion you feel for big boobs, flat stomachs and tight asses Kate Upton and transfer it to their headphones. Yes, they want you horny, horny, horny for headphones. And to help get everyone there, they&#8217;re going to inundate us with nearly naked hot girls as part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31970"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31970"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31997,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31970\/revisions\/31997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}