{"id":30828,"date":"2012-05-30T11:53:56","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T18:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=30828"},"modified":"2012-05-30T11:54:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T18:54:17","slug":"go-pro-signs-kelly-fucking-slater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=30828","title":{"rendered":"Go Pro Signs &#8220;Kelly Fucking Slater&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fjoF55NAo_c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Who wouldn&#8217;t be excited to have 11-time ASP World Champion <strong>Kelly Slater<\/strong> on their team, but did <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goprocamera.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">GoPro<\/a><\/strong> really need give Mr. Slater a new middle name? Apparently they did. And it is &#8220;Fucking.&#8221; And it&#8217;s about fucking time fucking Kelly fucking Slater got some fucking recognition for being Kelly Fucking Slater. Fuck. <\/p>\n<p>[<strong>Editors&#8217; Note<\/strong>: Yes, this is <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=18746\" target=\"_blank\">the second time<\/a><\/strong> we&#8217;ve used this over fucking use of the fucking fuck word for comedic effect. But that&#8217;s just because we&#8217;re a sustainable business. We recycle cuss words because they&#8217;re so hard on the environment.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who wouldn&#8217;t be excited to have 11-time ASP World Champion Kelly Slater on their team, but did GoPro really need give Mr. Slater a new middle name? Apparently they did. And it is &#8220;Fucking.&#8221; And it&#8217;s about fucking time fucking Kelly fucking Slater got some fucking recognition for being Kelly Fucking Slater. Fuck. [Editors&#8217; Note: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,17,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30828"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30828"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30830,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30828\/revisions\/30830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}