{"id":27589,"date":"2012-01-04T14:41:24","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T22:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=27589"},"modified":"2012-01-04T14:51:10","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T22:51:10","slug":"skateboarding-redesigned-by-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=27589","title":{"rendered":"Skateboarding Redesigned By Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wkJQdhkTJh0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A company called <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/arissport.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Aris Sport<\/a><\/strong><strong> <\/strong>has apparently completely redesigned skateboarding using alien technology. The new board is not surprisingly called the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/arissport.com\/products.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">Blade Runner<\/a><\/strong> and it is described as a &#8220;alien vehicle.&#8221; We can be certain of two alien elements to their business: their profits will be invisible and their losses will be out of this world. But we doubt this will dampen their spirits much.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/arissport.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Aris Sport<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A company called Aris Sport has apparently completely redesigned skateboarding using alien technology. The new board is not surprisingly called the Blade Runner and it is described as a &#8220;alien vehicle.&#8221; We can be certain of two alien elements to their business: their profits will be invisible and their losses will be out of this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27589"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27589"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27595,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27589\/revisions\/27595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}