{"id":25809,"date":"2011-10-06T17:28:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T00:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=25809"},"modified":"2012-03-20T14:40:15","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T21:40:15","slug":"new-shaun-wipe-xtreme-bathroom-tissue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=25809","title":{"rendered":"New Shaun Wipe Xtreme Bathroom Tissue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/shaun_wipe_xtreme3.png\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/shaun_wipe_xtreme3.png','popup','width=618,height=706,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/shaun_wipe_xtreme3-tm.jpg\" height=\"228\" width=\"200\" border=\"1\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Shaun Wipe Xtreme3\" \/><\/a>With all the coverage today regarding <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shaunwhitesupplyco.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Shaun White Supply Co<\/a><\/strong>. and it&#8217;s soon-to-launch <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2011\/10\/06\/shaun-white-launches-bmx-and-scooter-line-no-really\/\" target=\"_blank\">signature line of China crap<\/a><\/strong> we were surprised that no one mentioned the one new Shaun product that is made here in America: toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shaun White<\/strong> may wipe his ass with crisp hundred dollar bills, but it&#8217;s comforting to know that he understands that the other 99 percent of us don&#8217;t. That&#8217;s apparently why he&#8217;s reportedly releasing his new triple-ply line of <strong>Shaun Wipe Xtreme<\/strong> bathroom tissue.<\/p>\n<p>Rumor has it that he will roll out (and demonstrate) his new personal hygiene product immediately prior to his vert run in the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allisports.com\/dew-tour\/event\/las-vegas-2011\" target=\"_blank\">Caffeinated High Fructose Corn Syrup Championships<\/a><\/strong> presented by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godaddy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Go Kill Elephants Daddy<\/a><\/strong> in Las Vegas the weekend of October 13-16, 2011. And seriously, we can&#8217;t wait to watch him wipe out the competition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the coverage today regarding Shaun White Supply Co. and it&#8217;s soon-to-launch signature line of China crap we were surprised that no one mentioned the one new Shaun product that is made here in America: toilet paper. Shaun White may wipe his ass with crisp hundred dollar bills, but it&#8217;s comforting to know that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,3,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25809"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25809"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29267,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25809\/revisions\/29267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}