{"id":24492,"date":"2011-07-29T14:03:56","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T21:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=24492"},"modified":"2011-07-29T15:16:19","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T22:16:19","slug":"rome-snowboards-x-porn-star-orifices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=24492","title":{"rendered":"Rome Snowboards x Porn Star Orifices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/rome_vagina.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/rome_vagina.jpg','popup','width=960,height=640,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/rome_vagina-tm.jpg\" height=\"286\" width=\"430\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Rome Vagina\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to their new ad in the August 2011 issue of <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snowboardermag.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Snowboarder Magazine<\/a><\/em><\/strong> (we subscribe on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zinio.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Zinio<\/a><\/strong>) when you think of their <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.romesnowboards.com\/product\/boards\/artifact-rocker\/\" target=\"_blank\">Artifact Rocker<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.romesnowboards.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rome Snowboards<\/a><\/strong> would also like you to think about blown out, aging porn stars. Apparently, both are &#8220;stuffed with hot rods.&#8221; Get it? Hot rods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to their new ad in the August 2011 issue of Snowboarder Magazine (we subscribe on Zinio) when you think of their Artifact Rocker, Rome Snowboards would also like you to think about blown out, aging porn stars. Apparently, both are &#8220;stuffed with hot rods.&#8221; Get it? Hot rods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24492"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24495,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24492\/revisions\/24495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}