{"id":23084,"date":"2011-05-09T07:23:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T14:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=23084"},"modified":"2011-05-09T15:16:45","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T22:16:45","slug":"occy-stumbles-with-the-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=23084","title":{"rendered":"Occy Stumbles With The Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"452\" height=\"287\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ev1jnjaclrI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark Occhilupo<\/strong> joins snowboarder <a href=http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=10701><strong>Louie &#8220;Tiny Dancer&#8221; Vito<\/strong><\/a> as the <del>second<\/del> third boardrider (we forgot <a href=http:\/\/postsurf.com\/2009\/08\/27\/my-role-model-layne-beachley\/><b>Layne Beachley<\/b><\/a>) to appear on a version of <strong><em>Dancing With The Stars<\/em><\/strong>. Occy&#8217;s first go didn&#8217;t go so well. As one judge said: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not just a goofy-footed surfer, you&#8217;re a really goofy footed dancer . . .I&#8217;ll be clear\u2013\u2013it was the worst routine we&#8217;ve had in 11 series. You had no concept of partnering Jade, you were out of time, your steps were wrong. It was just truly awful. . . stick to surfing.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While it obviously takes serious sack to get out and dance on TV, we&#8217;ll just put it this way after round one: Snowboarders: 1, Surfers 0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Occhilupo joins snowboarder Louie &#8220;Tiny Dancer&#8221; Vito as the second third boardrider (we forgot Layne Beachley) to appear on a version of Dancing With The Stars. Occy&#8217;s first go didn&#8217;t go so well. As one judge said: &#8220;You&#8217;re not just a goofy-footed surfer, you&#8217;re a really goofy footed dancer . . .I&#8217;ll be clear\u2013\u2013it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23084"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23084"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23107,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23084\/revisions\/23107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}