{"id":22639,"date":"2011-04-08T11:18:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T18:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=22639"},"modified":"2011-04-08T11:22:48","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T18:22:48","slug":"chas-smith-vs-thinking-surfers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=22639","title":{"rendered":"Chas Smith vs. Thinking Surfers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/theenertia.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/theenertia.jpg','popup','width=1006,height=726,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/theenertia-tm.jpg\" height=\"144\" width=\"200\" border=\"1\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Theenertia\" \/><\/a>Writer <strong>Chas Smith<\/strong> apparently nosed around on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theinertia.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">theinertia.com<\/a><\/strong> a.k.a. &#8220;The Planet&#8217;s Largest Network of Thinking Surfers&#8221; and has a few thoughts on surfers who like to think they are thinking, according to story on <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stabmag.com\/style\/open-for-daddy.php?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+StabNews+%28Stab+news%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader\" target=\"_blank\">Stab Mag<\/a><\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thinking surfers have shitty haircuts and wear lousy clothes. Thinking surfers are dogmatic about pointless contrivance. Thinking surfers can and do write endlessly about minutia. Thinking surfers are zealots. Thinking surfers are Leninists. Thinking surfers are out of touch. Thinking surfers are old both mentally and physically. . . Thinking surfers are the exact sorts of people that flourish underneath the fluorescent lighting and prepared bedside meal deliveries and incontinence and visiting hours of nursing homes. They are the exact sorts of people that flourish when nobody, except for people exactly like them, is listening. How fun! How the best kind!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We think Charlie doesn&#8217;t think much of the thinkers. Thoughts?<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stabmag.com\/style\/open-for-daddy.php\" target=\"_blank\">Stab Mag<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writer Chas Smith apparently nosed around on theinertia.com a.k.a. &#8220;The Planet&#8217;s Largest Network of Thinking Surfers&#8221; and has a few thoughts on surfers who like to think they are thinking, according to story on Stab Mag. Thinking surfers have shitty haircuts and wear lousy clothes. Thinking surfers are dogmatic about pointless contrivance. Thinking surfers can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22639"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22642,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22639\/revisions\/22642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}