{"id":1999,"date":"2008-10-01T18:50:33","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T01:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=1999"},"modified":"2008-10-01T19:40:39","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T02:40:39","slug":"how-low-will-analog-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=1999","title":{"rendered":"How Low Will Analog Go?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/analog-home.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/analog-home.jpg','popup','width=1072,height=722,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/analog-home-tm.jpg\" height=\"289\" width=\"430\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Analog Home\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.burton.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Burton Corp<\/a><\/strong> wants to sell <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.analogclothing.com\/\">Analog<\/a><\/strong> product so badly they&#8217;re willing to exploit a homeless man&#8217;s genitalia.<\/p>\n<p>In the October 2008 issue of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisssmag.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Blisss<\/a><\/strong> magazine, Analog&#8217;s ad features a homeless man laying on the front steps of what looks like a church with his pants undone and his penis out. To Analog this is apparently hilarious. &#8220;Please Use Buttons,&#8221; they joke.<\/p>\n<p>They really should be nicer to him. He&#8217;s probably one of the few people in the world who would wear Analog without getting paid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Burton Corp wants to sell Analog product so badly they&#8217;re willing to exploit a homeless man&#8217;s genitalia. In the October 2008 issue of Blisss magazine, Analog&#8217;s ad features a homeless man laying on the front steps of what looks like a church with his pants undone and his penis out. To Analog this is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3,4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}