{"id":17007,"date":"2010-07-23T09:18:36","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T16:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=17007"},"modified":"2010-07-23T09:19:34","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T16:19:34","slug":"pudgy-reporter-flattens-skateboarder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=17007","title":{"rendered":"Pudgy Reporter Flattens Skateboarder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"450\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/DziF2L-3epk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/DziF2L-3epk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This pretty much sums up everything that is wrong with local news. Overweight sports guys, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y\" target=\"_blank\">quick new bites<\/a><\/strong>, and chaos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/backporch.fanhouse.com\/2010\/07\/21\/news-reporter-attempts-to-infiltrate-active-halfpipe-fails-mis\/?icid=main%7Caim%7Cdl7%7Clink1%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fbackporch.fanhouse.com%2F2010%2F07%2F21%2Fnews-reporter-attempts-to-infiltrate-active-halfpipe-fails-mis%2F\" target=\"_blank\">Fanhouse<\/a><\/strong><strong> via <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/686.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">686<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This pretty much sums up everything that is wrong with local news. Overweight sports guys, quick new bites, and chaos. [Link: Fanhouse via 686]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17007"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17007"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17009,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17007\/revisions\/17009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}