{"id":1562,"date":"2008-09-03T12:08:41","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T19:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2008-09-03T18:15:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-04T01:15:02","slug":"nothing-says-merry-christmas-like-bam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/?p=1562","title":{"rendered":"Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like Bam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve always heard that the number one money-maker for aging pop stars is always the &#8220;Christmas Album.&#8221; Guess the same goes for aging Jackasses. On December 2, 2008 <strong>Bam Margera<\/strong> along with <strong>Warner Home Video<\/strong> will be releasing <strong><em>Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&#38;% is Santa?<\/em><\/strong> as a direct to video product. Here&#8217;s how they describe it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Superstar skateboarder and prankster Bam Margera grabs Christmas by the bells and pushes it over the edge! Bam and his band of hardcore hooligans take a riotous, rowdy road trip to the Arctic Circle to bring home Santa Claus as a Christmas surprise for Bam&#8217;s wife Missy. With stops on the way to visit their favorite head-banging metal bands, and with a pair of Finnish bad boys as their unruly guides, Bam and the guys wreak gut-busting chaos wherever they go. This hilarious, gross-&#8217;em-out feature includes insane antics, a rockin&#8217; soundtrack, and the wickedest yuletide skate-jam EVER.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmm, wonder why this wasn&#8217;t released in theaters?<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.businesswire.com\/portal\/site\/google\/?ndmViewId=news_view&amp;newsId=20080903005461&amp;newsLang=en\" target=\"_blank\">BusinessWire<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve always heard that the number one money-maker for aging pop stars is always the &#8220;Christmas Album.&#8221; Guess the same goes for aging Jackasses. On December 2, 2008 Bam Margera along with Warner Home Video will be releasing Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&#38;% is Santa? as a direct to video product. Here&#8217;s how they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,9,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boardistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}